This Song Will Self Destruct In 30 Seconds (Explicit)

“Your mission, should you choose to accept it…

Is to stop texting your ex,

Fix your sleep schedule,

And finally admit you're the problem.

Good luck.”

3… 2… 1… BOOM.

I woke up late in a meltdown mood

Drank three Red Bulls and forgot my food

Scrolling like I’m searching for a sign

Or a girl who won’t reply but still haunts my mind

Blew rent on concert tees and takeout

Therapist said “maybe chill out”

But I’m knee-deep in self-destruction

With zero plans for reconstruction

Got a deadline in ten,

Still tweeting again

Full of caffeine, guilt, and sin

Am I spiraling or just vibing?

(I can’t tell anymore)

This song will self-destruct in thirty seconds

Like my mood swings and unlearned lessons

I crash, I burn, then hit repeat

Anxiety in four four beat

I’m breaking down, and I make it loud

Screaming like I’m ****ing proud

If I blow up, then at least it’s true

This song goes down — then I go down too

I triple-booked therapy and brunch

Still coping with trauma through punchlines and lunch

My heart’s a bomb with a broken timer

Living like a glitch in designer eyeliner

Every red flag’s a badge of honor

My playlist just screams “emotional goner”

Dodging growth like it's dodgeball

While binge-watching my own downfall

If you’re hearing this…

It’s already too late

The damage is done

Your vibe’s been compromised

Please exit the spiral

…or don’t.

BOOM.

This song will self-destruct in thirty seconds

Like my bank account and half my friendships

I crash, I burn, then hit repeat

Doomscrolling with a half-dead beat

I’m blowing up in my own mind

But make it loud and perfectly timed

If I implode, I’ll drop a beat

This song goes hard — then admits defeat

Mission failed…

Try again tomorrow.