Keep It Clean, No. 2

Keep It Clean - No. 2 - Charley Jordan

Well I went to the river, but I could not get across

I‘ve done your papa ’cause I thought he was a horse, and then I

Rolled him over, and got some Coca-Cola

Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream

Some soap and water just to try to keep your papa clean

Well up she jumped and then down she fell

Her mouth flew open like a mussel shell and then I

Rolled her over, and got some Coca-Cola

Lemon soda and, saucer of ice cream

Soap and water yeah

I try to keep her clean

Your sister was a teddy and your daddy was a bear

I put a muzzle on your mama, she had bad hair now

I rolled her over and I got some Coca-Cola

Lemon soda and a, saucer of ice cream

Soap and water, well I try to keep your mama clean

If you wanna hear Jack White yelling yeah - yeah - yeah

Get down to the river wash your yeah - yeah - yeahs, girl

Come on in over, get some Coca Cola

Lemon soda and, saucer of ice cream

Soap and water, you girls better keep it clean

Yeah If you want to go to heaven when you D-I-E

Put on the collar and your T-I-E, boy

Casanova come on get some Coca-Cola

Lemon soda and a saucer of ice cream.

Soap and water gonna help you try to keep it clean

Well you run to the doctor and run there fast

and girl have him check out your yeah - yeah – yeahs now

Get it over, some Coca Cola

Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream

Soap and water you know we all got to keep it clean