Never Gets Old - Secret Garden
It never gets old, does it?
Never does.
You should at least pretend it gets old sometimes.
It doesn't get old.
You walk into a pizza parlor and everybody does that.
I've never eaten a pizza in my life.
You never had a pizza?
We got to get you a pizza.
Would you stop making noise over there?
He just hit his tambourine.
Anyway, good rock and roll.
They did a good job, didn't they?
They're a great band.
You're lucky.
Well, I think they're lucky.
To work with a man of my talent and ability.
Okay, that was embarrassing.
You just lived your life and you did these great things, but it's just your life.
Yes, but I have to rely on people like you now.
Why is that?
I have no memory.
Oh, you.
You forgot everything.
So I can tell you that on March 5th, 1968, you had an amazing bagel, yeah.
Right, or they say, this is an actual
And they make my head out of soap.
Actually, I did that.
I was thinking about
I've been famous longer than you've been on this planet.
It's true.
That's actually a true statement.
You're 35 now, right?
I'm 28, actually.
But you're very close.
And I'm getting to next year I'll be I'll be 25 next year.
No, uh, you, uh, and you think about it, I was thinking, you can you even remember when you weren't Ringo Starr, when you were just Richard Starkey, normal guy walking around?
Do you remember being Richard Starkey, a normal fellow?
I'm I'm thinking.
You're thinking.
You always nod your head like that when you think.
Yeah, I do when I'm thinking, yeah.
Because that's a real problem.
You should know.
Don't point out my problem.
Okay.
Let's talk about my problem.
You're you once said to your mother, I read this in an interview, you once said to your mother, all people over the age of 60 should be shot.
Yes, I used to think as a teenager, anyone at 60 should be shot.
They were just taking up space on the planet.
Right.
So I'm just curious, how old are you now?
Time to be shot.
Let's not have that.
Let's not have that.
But anyway, the other line, my mother, when I was 40, my mother, who remembered everything, uh, as mothers do, said, uh, when I was 40, happy birthday, son.
I don't suppose you still think like you used to about 60-year-olds.
I said, no, not anymore, Mom.
It was funny at the time.
