The Greatest Hit-Funkoars

The Greatest Hit

歌手:Funkoars

时间:2008-10-10

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The Greatest Hit - Funkoars

Hey Seti

Yeah we should get some girl going like "Haow" and sh*t for the chorus for the girl

I could probably do it like this like "Haow"

You are not Jesus

You just nailed now you must bail

Hanging around's out of the question

I'm dropping the confession

'Cause gotta live a lotta shots and take it to her like a soccer lesson (Oh)

And she play the goal keeper

Soul reason I'm here's to retire old with a pole eater

(Missing lyrics)

I'm gold diggin' her till I'm bank rollin' bringing me back (Yeah)

Bunny sticker on a car and the seats to match

You're kidding with a Godzilla figure and teethless gap

Wheeze asthma attack

Please stand at the back

Please step on this paper bag then play it back

Fill those A cups so full with paper

And uhh

Pray to God that he save ya

Fix your face up Cake on make up

And then the scum bag might pick the bait up (bait up)

You just stumbled across the most ugliest crew in the country

And you're still standin' there looking like a mang mang

Oh (Oh oh)

Ladies Is that a bun in the oven

Want some lovin' Better suck that gut in

Ladies wipe your mouth off wipe your blouse off sound off (Haow)

Ladies Is that a bun in the oven

Want some lovin' Better suck that gut in

Ladies wipe your mouth off wipe your blouse off sound off

Ugh they should've left you where they found ya

The girl stop traffic cause they can't move around her

They're like "I am beautiful"

Ahh guess again you're better off making friends with lesbians

Check you out of luck hanging round like Dakota Fanning found Garry Glitter in her house

And your mouth stinks smelling like pub parmy foundation fountain looking like the kiss army

So I get my drink on drunk with my pig on feeling like a feeling like a felt up delta without their wig on

Brand name sh*t and she ain't poor when I found her but she poor like she pour her body in the smallest outfit

It sounds sick but I love a dumb chick

When the smartest thing coming out their mouths my d**k

I'd buy the piss and I drag the scratch

If the v****a sags

Like badly packed kebabs

Whoa what's up ladies standin' there lookin' like you stealin' some meat

How about you be a friend and come have a barbecue or somethin'

Ladies Is that a bun in the oven

Want some lovin' Better suck that gut in

Ladies wipe your mouth off wipe your blouse off sound off (Haow)

Ladies Is that a bun in the oven

Want some lovin' Better suck that gut in

Ladies wipe your mouth off wipe your blouse off sound off

I don't need sneakers to pimp

I max skeezes that limp

No longer train station chicks with Adidas for kicks

Believe in me this

The chick that I'm leaving here with

Would sport a second hand G string and beesting tits

I had a gut full of women

Who look like they got a gut full of chicken

And pucker up when I'm near 'em like (Kissing noise)

Still take 'em back to the tele then

Walk of shame with no pants

Actin' like they elegant

Head swell again

Hip size is irrelevant

As long as their throat can take more than a pelican's (Cough)

I still date that type skeez

That breeze up in hills to cover a borrowed fee

So throw your Centrelink cards in the air (Girls )

And wave 'em like you just don't care (Ladies )

If you're livin' the dream I wanna hear you scream

"I don't pay full price for bus fare "

(For gods sake )

(She looked like Olivia Newton John )

(If she was really ugly and had )

(Huge balls )

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