[00:00.00]It's A Perfect Relationship - Judy Holliday
[00:01.40]It's crazy
[00:02.64]Ridiculous
[00:04.15]It doesn't make sense
[00:07.61]That's true
[00:09.27]But what can I do
[00:13.40]I'm in love with a man
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[00:19.71]It's a perfect relationship:
[00:22.17]I can't see him he can't see me
[00:25.04]I'm in love with a voice
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[00:31.28]What a perfect relationship:
[00:33.59]I talk to him and he just talks to me
[00:38.56]And yet I can't help wondering:
[00:41.53]What does he look like
[00:45.56]I wish I knew
[00:50.94]What does he look like
[00:56.29]Is he six-foot-seven or three-foot two
[00:59.05]Has he eyes of brown or baby blue
[01:01.73]Big and mighty or underfed
[01:04.64]Trim black mustache or beard of red
[01:07.28]Can he dance like Fred Astaire
[01:10.14]Is he dark or is he fair
[01:12.89]Pompadour or not a hair
[01:15.55]Well I don't care
[01:18.23]I'm in love with a man
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[01:24.48]What a perfect relationship
[01:26.91]And that's how things should always be
[01:29.77]Our love can never lose its mystery
[01:33.99]'Cause I'll never meet him
[01:37.08]And he'll never meet me
[01:39.71]No he'll never meet me
[01:48.76]What does he look like
[01:54.56]My sleeping prince
[02:00.09]What does he look like
[02:05.53]He could be the fat and balding type
[02:08.14]Or rugged tweed with a briar pipe
[02:10.85]Big thick glasses super mind
[02:13.75]Or the sweet poetic kind
[02:15.96]It doesn't matter what he is -
[02:39.52]I'm his his his
[02:40.71]But he's still just a voice
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[02:43.69]What a perfect relationship
[02:45.32]I can't see him he can't see me
[02:48.50]He calls me"Mom" he thinks I'm sixty-three
[02:53.59]And I'll never meet him
[02:56.53]And he'll never meet me
[03:00.88]No he'll never meet me