[00:00.00]Do Like Me (Explicit) - Chris Webby
[00:07.97]Let's go
[00:08.73]See it's webby
[00:09.85]The dude who f**ked your girl last summer
[00:11.50]And I ain't even asked for her number bummer
[00:13.58]And I ain't even smash with a rubber
[00:15.22]So if your kid look like me
[00:16.75]Don't even ask motherf**ker
[00:18.17]Huh you could be just like web'
[00:20.35]With a bottle in your hand
[00:21.47]And a blunt to the head
[00:22.60]Adderall check sh*t I got my meds
[00:24.71]But I think the doctor gave me something else instead
[00:26.93]See I'm back again
[00:28.24]What's happenin'
[00:29.17]Real life Billy Madison
[00:30.86]And you know that I be rollin'
[00:32.68]Life of a rockstar
[00:34.01]Until I see those f**king lights on the cop car
[00:36.49]When I hit it woop woop we out
[00:38.25]Time to dip bring a chick to my parent's house
[00:40.48]Hit it on the tempurpedic from the back right there
[00:42.55]'Till I hear Chris Mom stay the f**k downstairs
[00:45.19]So put your hands up and do like me
[00:47.42]Fill your cups up and roll that **
[00:49.43]Sloppy drunk in that V I P
[00:51.77]Ever since I had a fake I D
[00:54.01]So put your hands up and do like me
[00:56.30]Wash those pills down and feel that beat
[00:58.60]Tat your skin up and sag those jeans
[01:00.82]You could be just like me
[01:02.78]See it's Webby
[01:03.67]The dude who ah sh*t that was last verse
[01:05.72]I'm so high that I'm reading sh*t backwards
[01:07.75]Jedi Master life of a bachelor
[01:09.77]Your girl's like all up on this cracker
[01:12.04]Walk around dizzy with a cup full of whiskey
[01:14.00]The next shot of Daq in front of me looking risky
[01:16.09]Think about it quick then I drink it more quickly
[01:18.37]'Cause f**k everybody in the club getting tipsy
[01:20.69]From the booth to the track I am here
[01:22.73]At your frat with a beer unlatching brassieres uh
[01:25.50]And I'm feeling like I'll never go to sleep
[01:27.31]With all this sh*t that's in my system
[01:28.63]I'll be up for a week
[01:29.60]So it's time to party like I do I do
[01:31.70]Because it's all I know I don't even try to try to
[01:34.02]'Till I'm forty five thinkin' how the time flew time flew
[01:36.48]With a cup of vodka and some ice cubes
[01:38.08]Telling them to
[01:38.76]So put your hands up and do like me
[01:40.59]Fill your cups up and roll that **
[01:43.12]Sloppy drunk in that VIP
[01:45.33]Ever since I had a fake ID
[01:47.54]So put your hands up and do like me
[01:50.09]Wash those pills down and feel that beat
[01:52.44]Tat your skin up and sag those jeans
[01:55.13]You could be just like me
[01:56.96]We smoking
[01:57.60]Smoking
[01:58.50]And we be drinking
[02:00.62]And we be f**king
[02:02.54]All like it's nothing
[02:04.64]That's all I know
[02:06.13]Party until we black out
[02:09.28]And then we pass out
[02:11.58]Then wake up like
[02:12.87]F**king let's do it again
[02:13.77]So everybody just
[02:14.88]So put your hands up and do like me
[02:17.04]Fill your cups up and roll that **
[02:19.20]Sloppy drunk in that V I P
[02:21.42]Ever since I had a fake I D
[02:23.74]So put your hands up and do like me
[02:25.94]Wash those pills down and feel that beat
[02:28.17]Tat your skin up and sag those jeans
[02:30.97]You could be just like me
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