时间：1966-01-01
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The Rebel - Allan Sherman
He stood four foot eight and wore a beatnik beard
He had big thick glasses that looked real weird
He weighed ninety eight pounds
But a whole nation feared the rebel
He had a chick named rhonda a college prize
Her long hair hung down over her eyes
Kinda half barbra streisand and half joan baez
She dug the rebel
Well they met one day at a pop art bash
Between a painting of a can of succotash
And a high camp sculpture of a pile of trash
It was groovy
Rhonda dug the rebel and the rebel dug rhonda
So she grabbed her guitar and roared off on his honda
To a discotheque called the anaconda
With the rebel
When the frugging was over at the discotheque
The rebel was a tryin' to pay his check
But his pockets they were empty so he yelled oh heck
Heck said the rebel
Well the dean walked by just as that occurred
He said you can get expelled for what i just heard
Don't you realize heck is a four letter word
You rebel
But the rebel said to his old adversary
Just as long as that word's in the slang dictionary
I swear by peter paul and mary
I'll use it
Furthermore said the rebel I won't let the issue pass
The whole student body's gonna sit down en masse
Besides that way we don't have to go to class
We're gonna clew it
Well the sit in started 'bout 7:15
The whole thing was covered by time magazine
They even took batman off the tv screen
To show the rebel
Out came the captain of the state police
Arresting lots of students for disturbing the peace
Including his own son his daughter and his niece
And the rebel
Someone called the governor to see what he could do
The governor said sorry but i cannot talk to you
Cause i'm a sittin' in at the state house too
Just like the rebel
Soon the secondary schools began to rebel
Kindergarten kids were sitting during show and tell
Then the older generation started sitting down as well
Man what a protest
Doctors sat firemen sat teachers wouldn't teach
People sat at home and on the street and on the beach
Just a sittin' and a waitin' for freedom of speech
Nobody was talkin' to anybody
The nation was in trouble there wasn't any doubt
The president went on tv to try to pull us out
And the president shouted what the heck's it all about
Heck said the president
Soon everyone was saying heck' they said it everywhere
And the rebel said to rhonda this is terribly unfair
Being hip is getting middle class let's you and i be square
And they did they squared it up
Rhonda got a haircut the rebel shaved his beard
They were married and had children
Which they subsequently reared
They moved out to the suburbs and they really disappeared
Wow did they conform
Folks built a statue of the rebel
Just to prove the people's love but the public soon forgot it
Just the pigeons up above seem to know the right location
They've all found that statue of the rebel
