Broke but Rich (Explicit)

I`m invited to a party, the motto is „please byob“

18 rooms, whirlpool, sexy maid, butler and a bronze statue of bruce lee

„Grab some food“ the host said, „go ahead – but I’m not packed like Fort Knox!

Please be so kind and put some cash in the charity box“

Savings shouldn’t be affected

A lotta money needs to be protected

Broke but rich! Broke but rich! To protect it, be a sneaky *****

Leeches want their unfair share - they come crawling out of everywhere

Broke but rich! Broke but rich! To keep it, be a selfish *****

Pretending being broke, the way to choose – no need for an excuse

I helped the host buyin all the food, all the plastic tableware with a coupon

As soon as we were done „I’m sorry“ – he said - „no more space in the Veyron

To be honest thank you for your help, but I really can’t drive ya home

16.4L engine burnin money fast, please walk home on your own“

Helping a scrooge gets you no love back

Not even „thanks“, just a kick in the sack

„No money? It’s your fault alone“ – he said

„These are my drinks, pay yours on your own!“