时间：2025-10-17
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The Science of Style－The Stupendium
If the world's feeling bland
If your outlook is grey
As you can't quite understand why things are feeling that way
You know that help is at hand
So don't go being afraid
Just 'cause your best underpants are now unreasonably frayed
Perhaps you're needing a shave but can't agree on the shape
You're getting freaked at the rate you see gen Z going grey
Or are your seasonal shades leaving you green in the face？
Got things to keep at your waist but find your jeans don't have space？
There's science to style
So go on and find
Your highest of high heels and open your mind
When tracking the patterns of fabrics in action
It's natural for fashion to hang out on-lines
The world is your runway
We all walk it someday
Whether gracing the front page or taking a lunch break
When faced with the mundane
Why lay down be upstaged？
You've knowledge in your pocket so give that closet an upgrade
What's with the hue baby？
Your life feel tired dreary？
Well if you're blue then you could use a little style theory
Need help giving the axe to your unsavoury pong？
The moustache is back but you're shaving it wrong
Do you buy off the rank when surviving on black friday
Disguised as a snack－Or is it just your thong？
It could be you up next to be showered in glory
Don't waste time on your legs 'fore your step on the floor
Keen to scrub up for showbiz？
That soap's pretty hopeless
Just stroll in and own it
That modesty's gaudy
There's a science to style
An art to design
That sweater is vile but far from a crime
We've tested the sunscreen so don't be uncomfy
To let everyone see how bright you can shine
The world is your runway
We all walk it someday
Whether gracing the front page or baking some cupcakes
When faced with the mundane
Why lay down be upstaged？
You've knowledge in your pocket so give that closet an upgrade
Keep your receipts baby
Make sure they're filed yearly
But there's no price that you can place on knowing style theory
Smile for cameras
Styled and fabulous
Clean the hangers and raid the shelves
It's not scandalous to be glamorous
Life's a canvas so paint yourselves
And be sure to cause a stir
Right from your hat down to your shoes
Clothed demure or haute couture
It only matters that it's you
We thought we ought to let you know
What counts is not what's head to toe
In Paris
Main street
Saville Row
It's ear to ear that matters most
So don't pack up your crocs
Who cares what's on your toes？
They'll put you in a box
'Less you let yourself show
Put on your buckles and bows
Step on the runway and pose
Because there's no blue monday in your sunday clothes！
There's a science to style
If you want to dine
Or skirt steak
The worst way is Gaga's behind
Aerosol wearables might be quite tear-able
But not as terrible as shopping online
The world is your runway
We all walk it someday
Whether gracing the front page or taking the subway
When faced with the mundane
Why lay down be upstaged？
You've knowledge in your pocket so give that closet an upgrade
Now we're at an end
Here's a wild theory
No fashion trends can matter when yourself is what's in style deary
