Trapped In The Closet Chapters 1, 2 & 3 (Live) - R. Kelly
Seven o'clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I'm stretching and yawning
In a bed that don't belong to me
And a voice yells
Good morning darling
From the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise she ain't you
Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Like what have I done
How could I be so stupid to be
Have laid here till the morning sun
Must of lost the track of time
Oh what was on my mind
From the club went to her home
Didn't plan to stay that long
Here I am quickly trying
To put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Trying to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said you can't go this way
Looked at her like she was crazy
Said woman move out my way
Said I got a wife at home
She said please don't go out there
Lady I've got to get home
She said her husband was coming up the stairs
Shh shh quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet
She said don't you make a sound
Or some sh*t is going down
I said why don't I just go out the window
Yes except for one thing
We on the 5th floor
Sh*t think sh*t think sh*t quick
Put me in the closet
And now I'm in this darkest closet
Trying to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy a**
Up out this house
Then he walks in and yells I'm home
She says honey I'm in the room
He walks in there with a smile on his face
Saying honey I've been missing you
She hops all over him and says
I've cooked and ran your bath water
I'm telling you now
This girl's so good
That she deserves an oscar
Throws her in the bed
And start to snatching her clothes off
I'm in the closet like man
What the f**k is going on
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper
As the story goes on
Next thing you know
A call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act
I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said
There's a mystery going on and I'm gonna solve it
And I'm like god please
Don't let this man open this closet
He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says baby come back to bed
He says b**ch say no more
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my beretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet closet closet
Well
Now he's staring at me like
As if he was staring in the mirror
She yells honey let me explain
He says you don't have to go no further
I can clearly see what's going on
Behind my back in my bed in my home
Then I said wait a minute now hold on
I said Mister we can work this out
She said honey don't lose control
Tried to get him to calm down
He says ho I should've known
That you would go and do some bogus
Sh*t up in my house
But the christian in me gave you
The benefit of the doubt
I said we need to resolve this
And he stepped to me I'm like whoa
There's a reason I'm in this closet
He says yeah what are you talking clothes
I met this girl at the Pajis club
And she told me she didn't have a man
Then he said man please I'd kill you
If you didn't have that gun in your hand
And then I said but your chick chose me
He said don't give me that mack sh*t please
His phone goes off and then
Things get a little more interesting
He steps a little closer
I point my gun and say
I'm not the one you're after
He says it's not my bet you didn't know my man
Did she tell you I was a pastor
I said well good that's better right
Why can't we handle this Christian like
And I started to put the gun down
Till I saw his face still had a frown
She started crying saying baby I'm sorry
Then he said baby not as sorry as you're gonna be
I started inching out
He says no I want you to see this
Said I gotta get out this house
He said not till I reveal my secret
I'm like what is going on inside his head
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says
Hello baby
Turn the car around
This I just need for you to get right back here now
Click
He looks at me and says
I'm not about to be the only one broken hearted
She said what do you mean
He said just wait and see
I said somebody better talk to me
And then his phone rings
He picks up
And somebody says sweetheart I'm downstairs
And he's like I'll buzz you up
I'm on the fifth floor hurry take the stairs
And I'm like who is this mystery lady that you're talking to
He says in time you both will know the shocking truth
Baby this is something I've been wanted to
Get off my chest for a long long time
Then I said I'm gon shoot you both
If you don't say what's on your mind
And I'm looking at the door
He says I think you better sit down in a chair
I said I'm going to count to four
One
He says mister wait
Two
She says please don't shoot
Three
He says don't shoot me
Four
She screams
Then a knock at the door
The gun's in my hand
He opens the door
I can't believe it's a man man man
Well
Here we are the four of us
In total shock me and her
I close my mouth and swallow speak
Cuz I'm thinking to myself this is some deep sh*t
Then I says so you gong tell me he's
The one you been talking to
He says yes he says No
He says yes he says No
He says is the truth
I yell all of y'all a** is crazy
Let me up out this door because
This is way more than I bargained for
And then she says wait
I'm sure we can all fix this
And then I say I'm late
Plus I ain't got a damn thing to do wit this
And the she said but wouldn't you like
To know just how it all begin
Then I thought to myself and said
Quick you got 3 minutes
And then it got real quiet
I say somebody start talking
Then she said my god Rufus
I've got just one question how could
You do something like this I'm so hurt
He looked at her and said b**ch
Please you've got your nerves with all your club hopping
Lying saying you were shopping
And now here in our home and you calling me wrong
She said ok you busted me and that much I agree
You've caught me cheating but this is a little extreme
He said you are my wife sleeping
Behind my back and now I come home
And then you got him in the closet
How extreme is that
She says but she's a he
Then he said please you can't judge me
She says Rufus this is crazy
Then I said stop arguing
I did not stay here to hear y'all chew each other out
So get to the point or I swear I'm out
Excuse me please but I think I can explain
What's going on in here
My name is Chuck and I've been known Rufus bout a year
And every night creeping around with him has
Been a living hell
Sneaking in and out of hotels
I said brother spare me the details
The Rufus said chuck please don't say nothing else
And then she screams Rufus you son of a b**ch
And he says Kathy go to hell
I said I thought your name was Mary
That's what you said at the party
Man this is getting scary
I'mma shoot somebody
Then Rufus start yelling and screaming saying
Kathy this is all your fault
She throws a pillow at him and says
You was creeping too the only difference
Is you didn't get caught
Chuck screamed out we’re in love
Kathy says love my a**
Rufus said they getting married
Then I shoot one in the air
Then I said not another one of you sons of
B**ches say a word
Cuz all of this sh*t that I'm going through is unheard
Grabbed my cellular saying this is so wrong
Call up my home and a man picks up the phone
Phone phone
