More Like Brigid

I'm 100% I'm payin' the rent

Been makin' my breakfast since I was 10

I'm just where I wanna be – maybe I'll never be

Your epitome of toxic femininity

No Sir- (I'm) Not her

I'm doin' my job time at the hob

Time at the office then walking the dog

No time for nodding off no time for logging off

Gotta get me home to make my favourite Stroganoff

Um ummm eat your heart out

I am what I am

Don't want to be a man

I ain't gotta match ya like a Margret Thatcher

I am what I am

No need to be a man

I ain't gonna chop it off no need to Bobbit-off

When I'm getting numerical you call me hysterical

You blame it on the chemicals from my ovaricals

I'm more of a Brigid than a ring around your digit

Are you scared of me? I see you're getting fidgety

Relax the cacs I pay my own tax

I am what I am

Don't want to be a man

I ain't gotta match ya like a Margret Thatcher

I am what I am

No need to be a man

I ain't gonna chop it off no need to Bobbit-off

Just 'cos I'm a woman don't make you less of a man

It must be so exhausting trying to rock your master plan

It's not emasculation to take me as I am

It's just an observation so come on take my hand

Let's dance!

A girl can do the mothering without it being a smothering

And all the while a-juggling how to fit the loving' in.

I am what I am

Don't want to be a man

I ain't gotta match ya like a Margret Thatcher

I am what I am

No need to be a man

I ain't gonna chop it off no need to Bobbit-off

I am what I am

Just take me as I am

I'm not the idylical

I'll crack you a miracle

And cut the umbilical.