San Berdu (Explicit) - The Vandals
Written by:Warren Fitzgerald
Most girls I can't wait for them to leave
And they're giving me the creeps by morning
Most girls make noises in their sleep
And I hate to
Watch them eat
And their boring
You didn't rat when the lab caught fire
Throughout the Inland Empire
You're my empresses
And I crown you
Most girls I ben with before are
Fat and ugly ho's
Compared to you
Most girls I know through my life
Always think they're right
But they're wrong f**king wrong
But baby you're not like that
You understand me and it's not an act
You're my empresses
And I crown you
I wanna go with you
And leave all this behind us
We'll live in San Berdo
And sell the place in Cypress
Come on let's do it run away with me honey
We'll put a bunch of babies in you're tummy
And fly awayâŚ
Most girls I'd rather be alone
And I can't answer the phone
Cuz they're scaring me
Most girls get psycho
And they're mean and they
Always make a scene
And they're threatening me
The time apart didn't hurt us
And now I finished y community service
You're my empresses
And I crown you
I wanna go with you and leave all this behind us
We'll live in San Berdo and sell the place in Cypress
Come on let's do it run away with me honey
We'll put a bunch of babies in you're tummy
And fly awayâŚ
Come on let's do it run away with me honey
We'll put a bunch of babies in you're tummy
And fly away
All those years I was just searching
F**k that noise baby you're perfect
All them mean nothing cuz I found you
How did you get so awesome
Let's spend the weekend in Laughlin'
You are my empresses
I crown you