Oy, The Mistakes I Made - Rick Moranis
Written by：Gary Schreiner
Oy the mistakes I made
I should have spent more time
In the shade
Kept the curtains closed
So the fabrics wouldn't fade
Oy the mistakes I made
Oy the money I spent
Why'd I have to buy in boynton
For three weeks I could rent
Instead I paid the maintenance
While cousins came and went
Oy the money I spent
I can take an insignificant pain
Turn it into a run away train
I keep doing it again and again
It just feels so d**n good
To complain
Oy the days I blew
Collecting all that stupid steuben
Why not just a few
Maria broke the porcupine
The frog and swans too
Oy the days I blew
It just feels so d**n good
To complain
Oy the things I've said
Slipped out in conversations
Landing like a piece of lead
Making any sort of interaction
Something that I dread
Oy the things I've said
An empty seat for someone to fill in
That linda rosen seemed so nice and willin'
I used a recipe from calvin trillin
Things were going well till I
Tied her up with my tefillin
Oy the mistakes I hope to make
If I live a long time
That's why I gave up cake
Now I'm sprinkling flax seed
On a three ounce piece of steak
Probably just another mistake
I wonder if my flax seed is fake
This is why I lay awake
Thinking about my mistakes
It just feels so d**n good
To complain
