[00:02.48]This is a song that I wrote
[00:04.11]For my best friend in the whole world
[00:06.10]Mr Douglas Jerry Silverman
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[00:10.45]Your breath is minty fresh today
[00:13.94]
[00:16.00]If today was opposite day ooh ooh
[00:23.33]
[00:26.19]Oh my God when you yawn
[00:27.44]I wanna jump in your mouth
[00:30.38]'Cause it smells so good
[00:32.63]In my nose ears
[00:33.94]
[00:36.53]On opposite day
[00:37.03]
[00:38.22]On opposite day
[00:40.79]
[00:41.66]Your tears don't smell like
[00:43.41]An egg salads' butt hole
[00:45.72]
[00:46.53]Not on this specific day
[00:49.29]That I like to say is called
[00:52.27]
[00:53.58]Opposite day
[00:55.33]The opposite day opposite day
[00:58.17]
[00:58.80]Opposite day opposite day
[01:04.22]Opposite Day-Sarah Silverman