I buy her all the right clothes
And pretty jewels to wear
My friends say she's a dumb blonde
But they don't know she dyes her hair
She thinks the fighting in Central America's easily solved
But what to wear to Bel Air premieres
Is a problem she could never resolve
She's an airhead
Stungun and mace Kharmann Ghia plates say Lost in Space
She's an airhead
Thousands in trust cusp Aquarius get serious
She's an airhead
Tinted contacts don't change the fact that black is black
She's an airhead
And while I'm impressed with the length of those legs
She's not an intellectual giant
She'd like to model or maybe act
Or start a magazine
Before she signs any contracts
I think she better learn to read
But in her dreams she's the queen of the fashion regime
You ask me do I love you
Does the pope live in the woods
Quod erat demonstrandum baby
Ooo you speak French
She's an airhead
Stungun and mace Kharmann Ghia plates say Lost in Space
She's an airhead
Thousands in trust cusp Aquarius get serious
She's an airhead
Tinted contacts don't change the fact that black is black
She's an airhead
And while I'm impressed with the size of her chest
She's not an intellectual giant
Sweet and low and oh so
Little Ms Dora Jarre
Safe s*x and fishnets
And could you walk me to my car
She's losing faith in a world that is out of control
So she's gonna nix politics
She's taking up volleyball volleyball why
She's an airhead
Stungun and mace Kharmann Ghia plates say Lost in Space
She's an airhead
Thousands in trust cusp Aquarius get serious
She's an airhead
And now the time's come for the end of my song
Don't get me wrong
If she's an airhead it has to be said
It was men made her that way
It was us made her that way
It was us made her that way
