It Really Was No Miracle - Judy Garland
It really was no miracle
What happened was just this
The wind began to switch
The house to pitch
And suddenly the hinges started
To unhitch
Just then the witch
To satisfy an itch
Went flying on her broomstick
Thumbing for a hitch
And oh what happened then was rich
The house began to pitch
The kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the wicked witch
In the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy
Situation for the wicked witch
The house began to pitch
The kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the wicked witch
In the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy
Situation for the wicked witch
Who began to twitch
And was reduced
To just a stitch
Of what was once
The wicked witch
