Space Hos - DANGERDOOM/MF Doom/Danger Mouse
I don't believe this
I get rid of those two evil maniacs
Trying to ruin my show
And I get two evil guests
Who are trying to ruin my show
Feh just who came up
With the stupid idea of giving
Space Ghost the talk
Show in the first place
How they gave his
Own show to Tad Ghostal
Any given second
He could go mad postal
Stay wavin' that power
Band space cannon
And had the nerve to
Jump in the face of Race Bannon
Punked out luckily he detonate it
Guess who just smothered
Whose credited with editing it
He meant molter the cop out
And have no other
Career choice he dropped out
Since when the Wayouts included Zorak
Way back he used
To rub his thorax in Borax
I'm not the one who sold him to it
If he won't admit it
I'm not gonna hold him to it
It's all love and no hate though
For all that he really
Need to get his own late show
Do a monologue and
Jest with the guests
Madlib switch the beat
And walk him to the desk
With Danger holding down the control room
Late again returning from commercial
I told you Doom early hes on BPT
Catch him on public access free TV
And we're back on the
Air with Brak so Brak
How you're man got
A show that's so wack What
Have you ever thought
To work with Earl Ignignat and them
Do you got enough
Oxygen from this toxic phlegm
Another sec his neck
Woulda caught flames
Mouse switch the screen
To some hot dames
Tonights audience received
Big screen video games
And fifteen seconds of fame
Pitiful aims it's just a shame
Zoning competing for the
Same prime time slot as Conan
No dummy Ichigawa
Announcement free lunch to any stunt
Who lets me plow her in the
Shower for a hour the kids supposed
To be sleeping or else join us
Sound like Road Runner beep beep
Later this week Big Ben Klingon
After him there's no one else
We could afford to bring on
Keep it ghetto and let 'em
Know B Y O B from the get go
I'd like to propose a toast to the grossest host
Space ho's coast to coast
That destructor ray's a played out gag
And that cape and the
Pantsuit looking like a straight out
Dag don't mean to sound crunchy
Hit a honey from the back
And crumpled up her scrunchy
A light snack hungry munchy
Felt a funny hunch and then
She told me "Donkey punch me"
Tomorrow is Father Guido Sarducci
Father MC and Charo coochie coochie
With her new bestseller
Who you call a Hoochie
Proud sponsor of the
Snoochie Boochie Noochies
Look Leela eyeball to eyeballs and find out
How they get inside those sugar pie walls
Our next guest a real cutie specimen
And she's starting to get
A little booty Miss Judy Jetson
So Judy boxers briefs or fig leaf
As you know I wear my boxers over my big
Cue the rapper tell him
To bring what little he got
Up against Villy he's really
Not diddley squat until they head hurt
When it come to wreck
Cruisers like them dudes
Are red shirts off Star Trek
Ke Kirk he Spock he McCoy
Been B-boy since you
Jerks first squeezed toys
Born to be the host
With the most when it's on it's on
Space ho's coast to coast
You think I'm just gonna
Hand over my show to you
Doom have you lost your f**king mind
Listen I'm not gonna
Hand my show over to you
You know why Because
It's my show mine not yours
Space Ghost it ain't Doom coast to coast
Yeah yeah sure here
Are the keys to the show
Why don't you drive for awhile
Yeah America's craving
Some Doom here you go
