Cheese Tax (Ska Cover)

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!

You gotta pay the cheese tax

Every time you're cooking

When the cheese comes out

This puppy comes looking

The rules are the rules

And the facts are the facts

And when the cheese drawer opens

You gotta pay the tax

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!

Hand it over quick

Or things might get ugly

I can get really loud

I'm a really barky puppy

I'm not just asking

Cuz I'm looking for snacks

This is real important business

And you gotta pay the tax

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!

The cheese tax!

Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine

But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind

There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge

Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!

The cheese tax! Oh yeah!