[00:00.00]All I Want For Christmas - RuPaul
[00:03.05]Alright kids are you ready for me
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[00:06.65]I know i look good
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[00:08.23]But theres always room for improvement
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[00:11.65]All i want for christmas is my liposuction
[00:13.86]
[00:15.51]I want some lipo honey
[00:16.65]I want you to put it all over my body
[00:18.12]
[00:18.94]All i want for christmas is my cheek implants
[00:21.68]
[00:22.30]And my chin implant
[00:24.02]And lets see my butt should be risen
[00:25.83]
[00:26.56]Some parts are fake some parts are plastic
[00:29.15]
[00:30.28]Some even say that i'm a phony
[00:32.29]
[00:33.84]But i've dipped into the
[00:35.78]Fountain of you'th and that ain't no bologna
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[00:42.45]Soooooo all i want for
[00:44.65]Christmas is my nose fixed up
[00:46.42]
[00:46.98]Hey i want a nose job: RHINOPLASTY
[00:50.22]
[00:50.77]All i want for christmas is my teeth capped
[00:53.61]
[00:54.22]I want my teeth capped
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[00:55.88]And throw in an eye job while your at it
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[01:01.66]Oh yeah honey
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[01:03.01]You know this is a day of shame look at these thighs
[01:05.02]Honey gravity is a b**ch
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[01:06.12]Tell me about it
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[01:08.03]But baby i got my secret weapon
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[01:09.86]And what's that girl
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[01:11.47]Park avenue plastic surgeon
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[01:13.41]All i want for christmas is my ribs removed
[01:16.09]
[01:16.71]I want my ribs removed i want
[01:19.41]I Don't NEED EM NO MORE
[01:20.76]All i want for christmas is my cheek implants
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[01:24.06]Throw in a derma peel while your at it
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[01:28.33]Doctor doctor hurry please
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[01:32.29]Your needed here on the double
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[01:35.90]All the other queens there jealous of me
[01:39.45]And there mens gonna be in trouble HAHAAH
[01:42.96]
[01:43.65]All i want for christmas is my face lifted
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[01:46.60]I want my face lifted i want my face SNATCHED
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[01:51.08]All i want for christmas is my face SNATCHED
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[01:54.20]So i can be ohh so marvelous
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[01:59.95]Ohhhh honey i could use it all over my body heheh
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[02:04.48]Nahhh i ain't got nothin against it
[02:06.45]Honey i've been sucked plucked
[02:08.36]Sinched pinched pulled snatched
[02:12.66]Baby i have had every procedure done
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[02:14.75]And as long as theres a doctor on park avenue
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[02:18.67]I'll be lookin good
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[02:20.62]Ohhhh yeah honey i'm lookin good
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[02:23.38]Hun let me tell you somethin
[02:25.07]Miss pauls gon be fresh fresh as a daisy
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[02:28.62]Some parts are fake some parts are plastic
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[02:31.78]Some even say that i'm a phony
[02:34.03]
[02:35.70]But i've dipped into the fountain of
[02:38.62]You'th and that ain't no bologna
[02:41.84]
[02:45.40]All i want for christmas is my breast implants
[02:48.11]
[02:48.81]I want my breast implants
[02:50.09]
[02:50.66]Baby i WANT my breast implants
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[02:52.82]All i want for christmas is my tummy tucked
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[02:56.13]So i can look real purrrty
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[03:02.55]Ok so michelle
[03:03.18]Do you remember your first chrismas at home
[03:06.20]Ohhh yahhh
[03:07.08]Oh really what what what toys did you get
[03:09.12]Do you remember
[03:09.84]Well a lot of um toys with batteries
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[03:11.77]Uh huh
[03:12.19]And um i remember taking them
[03:13.84]Into the back of the car
[03:15.06]And playing with them for hours
[03:16.53]And my mom come knockin
[03:17.55]On the door and said
[03:18.61]"WHATS ALL THAT BUZZIN "
[03:19.62]Hahhhahahah hahahaah