For all the snakes and arthropods
It's just a case of luck and odds
But I live in a world of frauds
Distract me from myself
To never think because it's hard
And always play the safety card
Will get you battered
Bruised and scarred
Distract me from myself
With all the wreckage piling high
And sounds of panic in the sky
It's tough for even birds to fly
Distract me from myself
The things we do because we feel
The searching for a better deal
To lose the mind and make it real
Distract me from myself
There's a hole in the fabric
And we dive right into it
And it keeps getting deeper
So the wheels can keep spinning
Unlike the lowly frogs and toads
We take the longest crooked roads
And stab the heart 'til it explodes
Distract me from myself
I hear the message loud and clear
Another ****ing shitty year
But never mind, let's grab a beer
Distract me from myself