What's that Treeger's snaking the shower drain
What in the name of hell
Maybe he found your flip flop
Is this p**n
I must have hit something on the remote
Do we pay for this
We didn't even pay our cable bill
Maybe this is how they punish us
Maybe we shouldn't pay our phone bill Free phone ***
Maybe we shouldn't pay our gas bill
Hey that lady's all kinds of naked
Joey pressed something on the remote and it just came on
It happened to me once It was like finding money
Finding money with naked people on it
But I made the mistake of turning off the TV
I never got it back again
And I'm sad
Why would he turn off the TV
Do we really have to watch this while we eat
We don't know what could make this go away
So no one touches the remote and no one touches the TV
And no one touches the air around the TV
Imagine a protective p**n bubble if you will
I'm at least going to mute it
We still have p**n
What are you doing That's too heavy Give it here
Oh God
I'm too pregnant for lugging around a stupid massage table
I need a job with a smaller table
Or a job without a table
You mean like a doctor
You're blocking the p**n
That reminds me I have to see my ob gyn today
Emily just went to the airport
Why didn't you take her
Her uncle had planned to do it
We said our goodbyes this morning
You must feel horrible Hey the guys have free p**n ****
Hey cheer up You'll see her again right
I don't know
When I brought it up she said
This is so fantastic Why talk about the future
Let's enjoy Don't do the accent It really bums me out
Emily said I was pretty good
Well that's someone you should hang on to
You've got to see her again
Why do you care Because
You could live out my fantasy
You had fantasies about Emily
You know the fantasy
Meet a foreigner fall madly in love and spend your lives together
Is that why you hung out with that Ukrainian kid in school
Yeah plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything
Do you love her
We said it would only be two weeks 2
You love her
What is love really
I knew you loved her
You go to the airport and tell her
You'll probably catch her at the gate
You'll call her name and yell l love you
She'll say l love you too
Then you will have the most amazing kiss
Everyone at the gate will applaud
I am a good kisser
Then you two can sneak into the cockpit
Things will start to heat up
And then a stewardess comes in
I've been watching too much p**n
Ls that the heartbeat That's it
Oh my God
This is so cool
Have we talked about multiple births
Let's take care of this one If l get pregnant again I have your card
No I'm getting three separate heartbeats
You guys were worried I wouldn't even have one
Doctors are wrong all the time
Are you sure that there are three
Definitely Oh my God
So in a few months I'll have three babies walking around inside me
It'll be like one of those log rides when they come shooting out
Giving birth to three is like giving birth to one
What do you know
Have you ever had triplets No I'm sorry I haven't
I'm going to use this a lot
How'd it go at the doctor's
You know how when you're walking down the street
And you see three people in a row
And you say Oh that's nice
Good news You'll have three babies
Three babies
I've finally got my band
We'll have a big family I always wanted a big family
Oh God I'm so glad you're happy I was afraid you'd be freaked
Why would we be freaked
Because it's harder to raise them and the added expense
Right
No back to happy Back to happy
It's going to be fine
Because I teach home ec
I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long 1
It'll be like my very own little sweatshop
I was thinking ever since you said we'd have triplets
The best thing for me to do is drop out of college and get a job
No you can't quit college
You're in college
Refrigerator college
When we found out we were having a baby
I figured I should have a career you know
And I love refrigerators
You can't give up on your dream
No it's okay We're going to have three kids
And that's a different kind of dream
Three kids and no money
This is the boarding call for flight 009 009
What are you doing here
I had to see you before you took off
You are so sweet
That's a big candy bar
I had the most amazing time with you
Me too
This is the final boarding call for flight 009 009
Well that's me
Here have this
I'm only allowed one piece of carry on
Listen I have to tell you something
I've been thinking
I'm just going to say it okay
I think
I love you
Thank you
It's no problem
What is that song
It's the theme from Good Will Humping
You know who doesn't like dirty movies My boyfriend Joshua
Yeah right
He said he prefers to leave certain things to the imagination
Did he also say that the dialogue was corny
And that he found it funny not ***y Yes
Yeah he likes p**n
Where you going
To find out if he really thinks models are too skinny
How'd it go
Frank has to quit college
Because his super fertile sister's having three babies
I need to make money fast I wanted to talk to you about an idea
You work for a big company
Insider trading
What information can you give me ****
They don't talk to us about that stuff
But I can get you free White Out A
Did you do what I said I did
What'd she say Thank you
You're totally welcome What'd she say
She saidThank you
I saidl love you
And she saidThank you
That's not right
Did you say you love her
What were you trying to get her to do
What do I do now You play hard to get
She already lives in London
So you go to Tokyo
Forget it
You told her you love her It's over
It is not over You're over
What
You know
Good one
It's not over She'll call and tell you she loves you
Her feelings were so strong that it scared her
Go home and wait for her call She could call from the plane
But if she doesn't call it is definitely over
Unless eventually I call her to see what's going on
And she says she'll call me back but then she doesn't
Then it's over
Way to be strong
Can we watch cartoons on your TV
We need a p**n break
We spent two hours watching In and Out and In Again 2
Why don't you turn it off
Then we'd be the guys who turned off free p**n
Yeah but that's not what you'd go by
Look I'm going to have a kid someday Okay
And someday that kid is going to ask me if I ever turned off free p**n ****
I don't wanna have to tell him that I did
Did you ever asked you dad that
I don't want to talk about it
Good you're here
What you got there
This I'm glad you asked
Don't you hate to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife
I know what you're thinking
Pregnant woman slays four
Did they make you pay for those knives No
Are you sure No
You won't make enough money by selling knives
I just need enough money for the second part of my plan
What's that My Saturn dealership
Hello
Ross Emily Hi
How was your flight
It was dreadful
It was terrible how I acted when you said those wonderful things
No that's all right
I'm just glad you called
Ross there's something that I've got to tell you
There's someone else
Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America
She doesn't know who she wants Me or this Colin guy
So I told her when she figures it out give me a call Maybe I'll still be around
When you say still around you mean still around like you might be in a relationship
Or still around like you might have died waiting for the phone to ring
But it was so right
This isn't how it's supposed to go There can't be another guy
Of course there's another guy
This is even more perfect
You have to prove your love
I'm not proving anything I'm done listening to you
If I hadn't let you talk me into this
I wouldn't have put my fist through the wall
You did that
I missed and hit the door
But it opened really hard
You have to go to London You have to go fight for her
That makes sense
You said you loved her and she didn't say it back
Then she told you about another guy Go to London Scare her
When Rachel was with Paolo what did you do
I made fun of his accent
You sat back and let him have her You didn't fight
I just told you I made fun of him behind his back
Oh I see
You want that to happen with Emily No
All right then go fight for her
It's like a snake pit
That could be you and Emily
That but nicer
Go to London
Really
Surprise her Don't let her go without a fight
All right I'm going to do it
I'm going to London and I'll fight for her
Okay Good luck
Can you pick me up one of those Toblerone bars at the airport
I did it I figured out a way to make money
I'll open a massage place Frank will help me
We'll work it around his schedule so he doesn't have to quit school
But how can you afford it
We were walking down the street and we saw your van
And we realized I'm telling it
People need transportation and they need massages to relax
We can combine the two I give massages and Frank drives
I'll bolt a table in the van and you know what I've got
A place that no one will get out of alive
Think about it It's a taxi that people take when they need to relax
It's a Relaxi Taxi
The name was my favorite part
I came up with it You did not
You came up with Relaxi Cab That's not good
Oh my god Are you in England Was Emily surprised
No she hasn't come home yet
She hasn't been home all night She must be with the other guy
I'm the stupid moron who spent the night here
What was that I just put my fist through another wall
Tell the guys
When is the next flight out
About four hours 4
Stay there for a while If she doesn't show up come home
There's a girl at the restaurant that would be perfect for you
Tell him about Relaxi Taxi
Ask him if he likes it better than Relaxi Cab
It's not Relaxi Cab It's Relaxi Cab Like Taxi Cab
That is better
Do you have any 8's 8
No
Are we in London
Why are you here You can't be here
I've come to talk to Ross
What
Nothing
I was going to call him
You came to tell him you love him I knew it
I was right I'm right right
I'd rather talk to him
I've been to his apartment and he's not there
I need to talk to him Do you know where he is
Ross are you there
Ross I don't know if you hear this but I'll talk anyway
I'm in the States with your sister and friends
It's all over with Colin
I came here to tell you that and to tell you
Yes Joey you can have all the chocolate you want
I came here to tell you that I love you
I love you too
I'll call you right now from the phone booth
You can't hear me
I wish I knew if you'd heard me
I suppose I've given my neighbors a good laugh
Mrs Newman if you're listening bugger off None of your business
There's not much chance you did hear that
There's the call waiting
So I should go
Oh well
Ross I love you
Thank you
I was just at the bank There was this really hot teller
And she didn't ask me to do it with her in the vault
Same thing happened to me
Pizza delivery girl comes over gives me the pizza and leaves
No Nice apartment bet the bedrooms are huge
Nothing
You know what We have to turn off the p**n
I think you're right
Ready
One two three
That's kind of nice
That's kind of a relief
You want to see if we still have it
Free p**n We have free p**n
There's one two and three
Oh my God That's so beautiful
Oh man I can't believe it
I know
I like the middle one the best
Don't worry I won't let the other two know
