Clowns On Velvet - Frank Zappa
Thass right folks we talkin' de hypocritical jeezis-jerknuh parodise dey call las vagrus nevadruh
Quentin done booked in fo some clandestine recreatium wit a semi-deflateable 'woman of easy virtue'...since dat be 'bouts de onliest kinda b**ch be able to tolerate de muthaf**ker's hair spray
Bein' jes' like most de other nasty cocksuckers in de video-religium industry
Quentin know a good thing when he see one
An dis ugly rubber waitress look to him like a dream come true special
Nce his tv wife opal
Be in de next room drinkin' jack daniels 'n puttin' de hurts on some ignint bell-boy
'Ventchlly when all de plookin' 'n trashin' be done wif
De bell-boy (who turn out to be de illejiminit son o' de video preacher) gwine take a job at a gas statium in new jersey an' de blow-up
Y gwine come to life and fall in love wit de junior wimp who's gettin' ready to appear over in de corner deahhh
Les' meet de lil' sucker now while he's still young 'cause 'fo y'all knows it he be reachin' adulthood and marry some b**ch name rhonda 'n by dat time he gwine become what dey call an
Educated sh*t-head
