[00:00.15]ROBERT
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[00:11.67]There was a time I could stop on a dime
[00:14.64]Forbearance was one of my talents
[00:18.03]
[00:18.60]But since you've been around I can't hold my ground
[00:24.12]
[00:24.69]I'm consistently losing my balance
[00:30.18]
[00:30.75]I'm an accident waiting to happen
[00:35.88]I'm a mishap about to ensue
[00:38.40]
[00:39.84]I'm the toy on the stair
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[00:42.33]The three legged chair
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[00:44.34]The hem that's been caught by a shoe
[00:47.37]
[00:48.06]When my two lovesick arms started flappin'
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[00:52.05]There was nothing my ankles could do
[00:56.04]I'm an accident waiting to happen
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[01:00.24]So how be I happen to you
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[01:12.96]JANET
[01:13.32]When men say I'm sweet and they fall at my feet
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[01:16.86]My heart doesn't beat any faster
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[01:20.52]But when you lose control
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[01:22.95]It touches my soul
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[01:26.25]So I'm bracing myself for disaster
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[01:33.15]You're an accident waiting to happen
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[01:37.29]A catastrophe destined to be
[01:41.37]ROBERT
[01:41.58]I'm the rags in the cellar
[01:43.20]JANET
[01:43.59]A broken umbreller
[01:44.52]ROBERT &JANET
[01:45.66]A branch hanging loose from a tree
[01:48.69]JANET
[01:49.20]I can see myself jumpin' and clappin'
[01:53.31]For a man who lives dangerously
[01:57.30]ROBERT &JANET
[01:57.69]You'reI'm an accident waiting to happen
[02:00.66]JANET
[02:01.35]So hurry and happen to me
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[02:38.67]ROBERT &JANET
[02:39.06]You'reI'm an accident waiting to happen
[02:43.05]
[02:45.39]So hurry and happen to me