作曲 : Lisa Lambert/Greg Morrison
[00:01][ROBERT, spoken]George, I don't know how you managed to pull it off! Four weddings in one day? I guess you're everyone's best man now!
[00:08][GEORGE, spoken]I am?
[00:09][MEN, spoken]Hip hip hooray!
[00:12](sung)He's George! He's George! The best man George
[00:16][GEORGE]I'm honored to be doing what a best man ought
[00:20][MEN]He's basking in the glory of a fight well fought!
[00:24][GEORGE & MEN]Wedding bells will ring
[00:26]Wedding bells will chime
[00:28]Wedding bells will celebrate
[00:30]A happy wedding time!
[00:32][WOMEN enter in bridal attire.]
[00:40][ALL]Wedding bells will celebrate a happy wedding
[00:47][GEORGE, spoken]Minister, you may begin.
[00:50][He holds up a finger, the only one that still has a string tied around it.]
[00:51]Oh no, I forgot the Minister!
[00:58][Trix descends.]
[01:07]Who the hell are you?
[01:09][TRIX]I'm Trix, the aviatrix
[01:12]Queen of the Sky
[01:14]To Rio I was wending
[01:16]When my engine needed mending
[01:19]I'll fix my navigatrix
[01:22]And then I'll fly
[01:23]And let you lovebirds tie the knot!
[01:27](spoken)So sorry to crash the party folks. But we'll have this fixed in two shakes. Then it's off to Rio, for Carnival!
[01:33][ROBERT, spoken]Wait! The captain of a ship can perform a marriage!
[01:37][ALL, spoken]Yes!
[01:38][UNDERLING, spoken]And a pilot is comparable to a captain.
[01:40][ALL, spoken]Yes!
[01:41][ALDOLPHO, spoken]An airplane is a kind of a chip. A chip of the air. Some call it an air-chip!
[01:48][ALL, spoken]Oh, ship! Yes!
[01:50][GEORGE, spoken]Wait! I've got it. Trix, you can marry them on the plane and then we'll all have the honeymoon in Rio!
[01:56][ALL, spoken]Hurrah!!!