[00:00.00]Top of the Woods - Andy Dick
[00:00.50]When you're hoppin' on down the bunny trail
[00:06.11]The critters all seem to look down
[00:08.61]You're fuzzy and small
[00:10.07]Your ears are too tall
[00:11.42]And goodies make the woods go round
[00:13.78]Now I'm not a pig
[00:14.94]But you gotta think big
[00:16.09]When you're competing with the girl in the hood
[00:18.65]So you won't be a fan of my evil plan
[00:21.13]But I'm gonna be top of the woods
[00:23.94]When your only desire is to dominate
[00:29.65]The land of the wolves and the squirrels
[00:32.38]You've got to think with an open mind
[00:34.95]And learn to detest little girls
[00:37.40]And everyone knows at the end of a show
[00:40.11]The villain puts his plan into works
[00:42.34]Except there won't be a rescue before the credits roll
[00:44.96]'Cause I'm gonna be top of the woods
[00:47.18]Now the kids will be packed with my Boingo Snacks
[00:50.22]Construction begins in a day
[00:52.80]And all of the bears will be ruled by the hare
[00:55.16]As I maniacally plot from my evil lair
[01:00.02]Ha ha ha
[01:43.25]When you've pulled all the wool over everyone's eyes
[01:48.72]They're bound to be a little upset
[01:51.11]What I'm sending to town should quiet 'em down
[01:53.74]And then I'll start to get some respect
[01:55.61]And at the end of the day
[01:57.38]Once I've BLOWN 'EM AWAY
[01:58.77]I'll oppress 'em like a dictator should
[02:01.13]Oh you won't be disrespectin' this bunny no more
[02:03.07]'Cause I'm gonna be top of the woods
[02:06.33]Oh you won't be disrespectin' this bunny no more
[02:09.11]'Cause I'm gonna be top of the woods
[02:11.82]I said you won't be disrespectin' this bunny rabbit now
[02:14.91]'Cause I'm gonna be top of the woods
[02:16.93]Oh yeah
[02:17.68]I said I'm gonna be top of the woods
[02:19.64]Let's bring it on home
[02:21.18]I said I'm gonna beeeee
[02:25.04]Top of the woods
[02:30.95]You've been hoodwinked baby
[02:35.01]Ohhh yeahhh