I'm Corny - Tom MacDonald
Lyrics by：Tom MacDonald/Nova Paholek
Composed by：Tom MacDonald/Nova Paholek
Okay I'm corny all my songs are super boring
I'm like Macklemore on crack if he smoked until he was forty
I'm a racist I'm a sexist I try too hard to be cool
I'm a clickbait rapper I paid for all of my views
I got white-white-white privilege leaking out my eyes when I cry
And I'm always shedding tears 'cause it's hard to be white
My girlfriend writes my raps I hope I never get dumped again
I hate the Libtards so I must be Republican
Now my Gucci is fake I got this Louis on sale
I'm a snitch like Tekashi so I will never see jail
I look just like the mumble rappers that everyone hates
I braid my hair like a girl put tattoos on my face yeah
Why do you keep talking 'bout me
Everything's been said
All that hate it isn't healthy
You might end up dead
They call me a loser say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly well so what
You're so stupid are you drunk
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly well so what
You're so stupid are you drunk
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt kick your butt
Okay I'm corny and wack I'm horrible trash
I'm the worst rapper alive and I'm ignoring the facts
I try too hard to be edgy my bars are garbage you win
I'm one hundred percent pure grade-A Colombian cringe
And if rap was a game you could play with your friends
I'd be the SoundCloud rapper boss you fought at the end
Look I'm so thirsty for clout that I'd slap my mama for fame
I'm thirty but I look like I'm your grandfather's age
I'm like Joyner Lucas corny had a baby with Logic
The doctor dropped it on his head and said "That's a Tom MacDonald"
I smell like MGK just ate a burger and farted
And my face tattoos look like I fell asleep at a party retarded
Why do you keep talking 'bout me
Everything's been said
All that hate it isn't healthy
You might end up dead
They call me a loser say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly well so what
You're so stupid are you drunk
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly well so what
You're so stupid are you drunk
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt kick your butt
"Retard loser you're so gay you're so corny you're so lame"
You're unhappy so you call me names
Been the same since seventh grade angry sad and full of hate
Take it out on me 'cause you're in pain
They call me a loser say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly well so what
You're so stupid are you drunk
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly well so what
You're so stupid are you drunk
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly well so what
You're so stupid are you drunk
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly well so what
You're so stupid are you drunk
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt kick your butt
