[00:00.00]Keanu Reeves - Shortstraw
[00:00.15]Lyrics by：Jason Hartford/Oliver Nathan/Philip Brierley/Alastair Thomas/Thomas Revington
[00:00.30]Composed by：Jason Hartford/Oliver Nathan/Philip Brierley/Alastair Thomas/Thomas Revington
[00:00.46]UNO DOS TRES QUA
[00:19.18]The theme from Rocky
[00:22.28]The theme from speed
[00:25.41]They all end with me wishing that I was Keanu Reeves
[00:30.40]'Cause Keanu is sweet
[00:32.45]Keanu is strong
[00:34.73]He'll f**k your s**t up
[00:35.84]If you try to tell him he was wrong
[00:42.25]Motherf**ker
[00:45.21]He acted in the matrix trilogy
[00:51.84]That's three more movies than you and you and me
[00:56.53]'Cause he's f**king Keanu Reeves
[01:00.97]Keanu Reeves
[01:03.84]Keanuuuuuuu Reeeeeevvvveees
[01:07.39]Keanu Reeves
[01:11.48]I grew to dislike Dennis hopper after speed
[01:17.98]'Cause he tried to blow Keanu Reeves to smithereens
[01:22.94]Bark with me now
[01:24.52]Don't try to typecast him as an action movie star
[01:31.05]Because he also acted in a walk in the clouds
[01:36.22]With girl Charlize
[01:38.41]Charlize
[01:40.51]Keanu is better than you
[01:42.84]God d**n charlize
[01:44.95]It's true
[01:47.06]Keanu is better than you
[01:49.44]'Cause he's f**king Keanu Reeves
[01:53.52]Keanu Reeves
[01:56.32]Keanuuuuuuuuuu Reeeeeevvvveees
[01:59.96]Keanu Reeves
[02:04.15]The theme from Rocky
[02:07.61]The theme from speed
[02:10.57]They all end with me wishing that I was on my knees
[02:15.45]Giving it to Keanu Reeves
[02:19.17]Keanu Reeves
[02:22.67]Keanuuuuuuuuuuu Reeeeeeeeeevvvvvvveeees
[02:26.30]Keanu Reeves
[02:55.18]'Cause he's f**king Keanu Reeves
[02:59.18]Keanu Reeves
[03:02.26]Keanuuuuuuuuuuuuu Reeeeeeeevvvvvveeeees
[03:05.88]Keanu Reeves
[03:11.47]Haaaa
[03:13.25]Heeeeeeeeeee
[03:14.36]He he
[03:16.07]He he
[03:19.25]Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[03:29.21]Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa