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Babysitting Is A Bum Deal - Various Artists
Here is a tale of a baby sitting job
The baby is something of a snob
Oh go f*ck yourselves
So listen very closely and you'll find
That what they say is not the same as what's
On their mind
Aren't you a cute little boy
Look at that melon shaped head
Having you here is a joy
And in an hour you'll be dead
Sit on my knee
Please don't go poo
Nice place to be
This one's for you
Baby sitting is a bum deal
Why don't we watch Will and Grace
Jesus do I need a smoke
Jack puts a smile on my face
Oh what a surprise a gay joke
I like your house
The ceiling has cracks
I like your blouse
Miss T J Maxx
Baby sitting is a bum deal
And so they sat as time went by
As slowly as time could go
The baby glared and softly cursed
'Cause her lips and her skirt and her shoes
And her hair made her look like a hoe
Time for your bottle my sweet
This little brat smells like piss
Always a succulent treat
While I suck that you suck this
Aren't you a sight
Look at him drool
You're a delight
Damn you you fool
Baby sitting is a bum deal
The diaper change was quite a job
The grossest I've ever seen
The baby smiled and took a breath
And I grunted and pooped out a poop that looked
Something like Matthew Modine
Someday you might meet a girl
Yeah she's gonna be your right hand
Maybe it's you my sweet pearl
Darling I'd rather f*ck sand
Have a good night
You little creep
Have a good night
Die in your sleep
Baby sitting is a bum deal
Baby sitting is a bum deal
So you see you got a really messed up kid here
I'd suggest you get him some help before it's too late
Gutter snipe
Freak
I'm out of here
Ladies and gentlemen miss Haylie Duff
