I am a pizza… I am a pizza
With extra cheese… With extra cheese
From tomatoes… From tomatoes
Sauce is squeezed… Sauce is squeezed
Onions and mushrooms… Onions and mushrooms
Oregano…Oregano
I am a pizza…I am a pizza
Ready to go
Oh, I am a pizza… I am a pizza
Pepperoni… Pepperoni
No anchovies… No anchovies
Or phony baloney… Or phony baloney
I am a pizza… I am a pizza
Order by phone… Order by phone
I am a pizza…I am a pizza
Please take me home
Oh, I am a pizza… I am a pizza
Peppers on the top… Peppers on the top
Out of the oven… Out of the oven
And into the box… And into the box
Into the car…Into the car
Upside down…Upside down
I am a pizza…I am a pizza
Dropped on the ground
I was a pizza…I was a pizza
I was the best…I was the best
I was a pizza…I was a pizza
Now I’m a MESS!
