[00:00.00]More Metal Than You - Brian Posehn
[00:54.44]I found heavy metal
[00:56.33]When I was just a kid
[00:57.96]It grabbed by the nards like no other music did
[01:00.86]I became obsessed with it I had to have it faster
[01:04.09]More heavy and more brutal
[01:05.69]Metal was my master
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[01:07.99]Master
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[01:09.46]One day I met this dirt bag
[01:10.92]Moved here from the city
[01:12.28]Started talking metal
[01:13.30]Said my taste was shitty
[01:14.11]Then he tried to challenge me because I didn't look it
[01:16.58]Want to know who's really metal
[01:18.08]F**king see you in the pit
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[01:22.21]You claim that I'm not metal
[01:24.04]Bunch of sh*t your talkin
[01:25.52]You say I'm not hard enough and I should stick to dokken
[01:29.21]Metal's a competition I'm not hardcore like you
[01:32.85]Well may you think your metal I'm more metal than you
[01:35.87]Played D&D with dio
[01:37.49]I'm more metal than you
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[01:39.27]Got kicked out of rock in rio
[01:41.05]I'm more metal than you
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[01:42.90]I licked lemmy's mole
[01:44.31]I'm more metal than you
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[01:46.12]My cat's name is man-o-war
[01:47.70]I'm more metal than you
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[02:04.51]Metal is inside me
[02:05.75]I guess it always will be
[02:07.33]Liked it since I'm 10
[02:08.74]And now I'm f**king 40
[02:10.41]Yeah I'm still obsessed it I always want it faster
[02:13.53]More evil and more f**ked up
[02:15.28]Will always be master
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[02:17.24]Master
[02:18.11]Bater
[02:18.63]One day I met this dickhead
[02:20.00]Said that I'm a poser
[02:21.11]Because I look like a creepy daddy
[02:22.03]And there's something in my noser
[02:23.65]He said I wasn't metal guess I could debate it
[02:26.09]But we should turn our anger on the assholes that hate it
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[02:31.69]Your telling me your metal
[02:33.28]But not compared to me
[02:35.08]I'm slayer and you're nickleback or seven mary three
[02:38.74]Metal's not a competition guess it is for you
[02:42.16]You may think your metal but I'm more metal than you
[02:45.52]Bruce dickinson is my co-pilot
[02:47.12]I'm more metal than you
[02:48.86]Liked anvil before the movie
[02:50.52]I'm more metal than you
[02:52.19]King diamond sent me a christmas card
[02:54.23]I'm more metal than you
[02:55.98]I'd headbutt sharon osbourne
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[03:28.03]One of the things I love about being a metal head is
[03:31.01]When you meet another metal fan
[03:32.55]Its like meeting a brother or sister you didn't know
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[03:35.31]But every once in a while you meet an asshole
[03:37.85]That challenges you
[03:39.22]It becomes who's more metal
[03:41.31]Dude I'm a grown man
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[03:43.12]You know what I could tell you how metal I am
[03:45.62]But I'd rather have my friends sing it
[03:47.71]Mark tell them how metal I am
[03:50.52]He's so f**king metal
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[03:54.10]That's right I'm super f**king metal
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[03:57.73]Super f**king metal
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[04:23.60]You say that I'm not metal
[04:25.52]You don't f**king know me
[04:27.08]I'm slayer venom mayhem
[04:28.49]You're white lion blowin jovi
[04:30.67]If metal is a competition game over you're through
[04:34.00]You thought that you were metal
[04:35.74]I'm more metal than you
[04:37.24]I'd burn a church in norway
[04:39.03]I'm more metal than you
[04:40.49]I can name four guys in krokus
[04:42.22]I'm more metal than you
[04:44.27]Gene simmons was my mohel
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[04:47.58]I'd give halford a hand job
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