I Keed (Explicit)

歌手：Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

专辑：I Keed (U.S. Single 16516) [Explicit]

时间：2003-10-28

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I Keed (Explicit) 专辑《I Keed (U.S. Single 16516) [Explicit]》Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

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I Keed (Explicit) - Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

I thought my CD was done but that's not what they say

Do an insult track we need it for radio play

Cram in the names I'll take a long hard pee

Time to mess up the biz like an MP3

American Idols that's who I look for

In the poop section of my local record store

Ruben or clay oh which should I pick

It's like choosing which puddle of vomit to lick

And when I want something even more fruity and fake

I look up 'N' for N'Sync or 'T' for Timberlake

So many skills Justin's making a buck at

Does he rap

Does he sing

He doesn't know what to suck at

Now as for the b**ches let's give Britney thanks

For the face that launched a million pre-teen skanks

You were a virgin that had to be hard

You've had more bones in your mouth than a St Bernard

I keed I keed

He just make a little joke

I joke with you

Little dog little joke

I keed I keed

He just make a little joke

Yeah you're a great actress too

Little dog little joke

Now let's go to Wal-mart where they won't sell my CD

That company's nuts are in a jar in aisle 3

But you can see Christina in all her sluthood

It's like watching porn but the music's not as good

I want to stuff my TV's crotch with a dollar

Still I'd hump you if I could wear my flea collar

You're looser than my poop after eating Honeydew

Only 50 Cent's been plugged more than you

And yet you're too old for Fred Durst to desire

He's checking out the cast of Lizzie McGuire

Soon Fred will try to get Mandy Moore

To open for him and I don't mean on tour

You're not the first Durst poor R Kelly

His videos premiere at the L A P D

I believe they set up an innocent guy

You know what else I believe I can fly

I keed I keed

He just make a little joke

I joke with you

Little dog little joke

I keed I keed

He just make a little joke

I believe Michael too yes

Little dog little joke

Now look how friggin' cool those guys from the Strokes are

Their riffs are three times as old as my jokes are

Hey White Stripes guy is that your wife or your sister

Shouldn't you be playing country music mister

Hey Coldplay maybe you should be Coldsore

Back when you were U2 I liked you so much more

Somehow your song Yellow reminds me of pee

I think 'cause when it's over it's a big relief to me

Now Pink is that your hair or a tattoo

I didn't know Supercuts had a drive-thru

Yo Nelly what the hell kind of name is that

That's about as gangsta as an easter bonnet hat

And Snoop says he's clean now you make the call

The guy's higher than Billy Joel's cholesterol

Snoop there's only room for one dog putz

And I can rap can you lick your own nuts

Poop Diddy are you in show business still

I didn't know wearing a suit was a skill

J Lo J Lo the giant tail-o

For a doggy's nose that's the Holy Grail-o

Shakira's butt's fine but it won't hold still you see

I sniffed Elton John's tush just for all the history

I sniffed J-Lo's a** and got too touchy-feely

She let loose a bomb that was bigger than chili

I keed I keed

He just make a little joke

I joke with you

Little dog little joke

I keed I keed

Nothing wrong with your butt

I even like I don't like Affleck

Nothing wrong with your butt

Avril Lavigne punk queen now there's a kidder

Go back north Celine needs a babysitter

Philip Glass atonal a** you're not immune

Write a song with a f**king tune

And on the list of pussies don't leave off MTV

I scared them and Eminem so they gave the hook to me

Slim Shady why do you find me so scary

We're just two regular dudes who banged Mariah Cary

Wipe off that frown just do without it

Hey my mom was a b**ch

But I don't go writing songs about it

I keed I keed

He just make a little joke

I joke with you

Little dog little joke

I keed I keed

He just make a little joke

You know I never meant to hurt you

Never meant to make you cry

I keed I keed

He just make a little joke

It's a joke you see

Laffy laffy laffy ha ha

Let's stop hating each other

He just make a little joke

Leave the pooping to me

Rock it to me sock it to me

Rock it to me sock it to me rock it to me sock it to me

Rock it to me sock it I'm a rapping dog and I'm here to say

Rappa rappa rappa a tappa huppa huppa I kid

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