See I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing
What I couldn't do was （sing）
I have trouble with the （note）
It goes all around my （throat）
It's a terrifying （thing）
See I really couldn't hear
Which note was lower or was （higher）
Which is why I disappear
If someone says "Let's start a （Choir）"
Hey when I begin to （squeak）
It's a across between I （shriek）
And a quiver or I （moan）
It's a little like a （croak）
Or the record player （broke）
What it doesn't have is （tone）
Oh I know you're thinking what a crazy （ding-a-ling）
But I really couldn't （sing）
I could never really （sing）
What I couldn't do was （sing）
Three blind mice
（Three blind mice）
It isn't intentional
He's doing his best
Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle bells Jingle bells
It really blows my mind
He gets depressed
But what I lack in pitch
I sure make up in （power）
And all my friends say
I am perfect for the shower
Still I'm terrific at a （dance）
Guys are comin' in their （pants）
I'm a birdie on the （wing）
But when I begin to （chirp）
They say "Who's the little （twerp）
Goin' 'pong' instead of （ping）
And when Christmas comes
And all my friends go （caroling）
It is so dishearten
（ning）
It is so disquiet
（ting）
It is so discourage
（ging）
Darling please stop answer
（ring）
See I really couldn't
（sing）
I could never really
（sing）
What I couldn't do was
Do re mi fa sol la si do
Do re mi fa sol la si do
La
La
La
La
Sing sing sing
Sing sing sing
