Beer Is Cheaper Than Therapy

Intro

Verse 1
Well I told my boss to take a hike
Now I’m fishin’ for jobs and ridin’ my bike
My ex ran off with my best friend Joe
Guess he needed her more than I did, though

My dog won’t listen, my truck won't start
Mama says I need to open my heart
But I just cracked open a better plan
Comes in a can and don’t give a damn

[Chorus]
Beer is cheaper than therapy
No co-pay, no couch, just a barstool and me
It don’t judge me when I’m actin’ dumb
And it sure don’t care where I’m from

Beer is cheaper than therapy
No white coat, no awkward pleasantries
Yeah, cold ones cure my misery
‘Cause beer is cheaper than therapy

Instrumental

Verse 2
I tried a shrink, he said “dig real deep,”
So I told him my dreams and he fell asleep
I said, “Doc, I think I’m goin’ insane,”
He said, “Son, it’s called livin’ with pain.”

Chorus Repeat

Bridge
Now don’t get me wrong, I ain’t sayin’ it's wise
But it’s cheaper than cryin’ and it don’t analyze
And when I hit rock bottom, I just crack one more
And drink my way back to the dance floor

Final Chorus
Beer is cheaper than therapy
And twice as fun with good company
No appointments, no deep regrets
Just drinkin’ away my thoughts and debts

Beer is cheaper than therapy
No white coat, no awkward pleasantries
Yeah, cold ones cure my misery
Cause beer is cheaper than therapy
Beer is cheaper than therapy
Beer is cheaper than therapy