The Perfect Stallion - Apple Bloom/Scootaloo/Sweetie Belle
Cheerilee is sweet and kind
She's the best teacher we could hope for
The perfect stallion you and I must find
One to really make her heart soar
But
This one's too young
This one's too old
He clearly has a terrible cold
This guy's too silly he's way too uptight
Well nothing's wrong with this one
He seems alright
His girlfriend sure thinks so
How 'bout this one
He's much too flashy
He might do
If he weren't so splashy
Too short
Too tall
Too clean
Too smelly
Strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly
I don't think that we're mistaken
It seems all the good ones are taken
I really feel that at this rate
We'll never find the perfect date
Don't want to quit and give up hope
Doing anything special for hearts and hooves day
Oh please oh please oh please say
Nnnnope
We did it girls we found the one
Who will send our teachers heart aflutter
Wait a minute
Let me get this straight
Are you talking about my brother
