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The seamstress sews the rip in the surgeons
Favorite shirt
And the surgeon sews the seamstress when the seamstress
Gets hurt
There were 19 f**king stitches in the seamstress' head
And someone has to pay the hospital bills
Until every last one of us is dead
Normally the beautician puts make up on the
Mortician's face
But yesterday at noon the beautician died in a
Convienient place
The mortician saw the car crash from the funeral
Home's window
And when you're dead and you need your
Make up applied
There is only one place to go
And it's ironic and it's weird but sometimes roles
Get reversed
And when the funeral home chauffeur dies
I want to be the one who gets to
Drive the hearse
It's ironic and it is strange but sometimes
Roles get reversed
And when one lover cries because the other lover dies
Tears won't help the alcoholic who is dying of thirst
