Rules of the Road - Alice Cooper
Lyrics by：Alice Cooper/Bob Ezrin/Wayne Kramer
Composed by：Alice Cooper/Bob Ezrin/Wayne Kramer
Produced by：Bob Ezrin
So if you wanna be like me
Here's the rules 1 2 3
You gotta find a killer band
Then bust your a*s
You understand
You gotta rock you gotta roll
You gotta shock and lose control
Four five six and then you lose your mind
Collect your chicks and now you're doin' fine
Be sure you find a girl from east LA
'Cause she will never ever let you pay
So you can rock
So you can roll
So you can shock
And lose control
C'mon boys
These are the rules of the road
These are the rules of the road
If you wanna be hot
If you wanna be cool
You only get one shot
You gotta follow the rules
The rules of the road
Before you even start to board
That private jet that you can't afford
You gotta buy a mansion and flashy car
In case you actually do become a star
Then you rock
Then you can roll
Then you can shock
And lose control
These are the rules of the road
These are the rules of the road
If you wanna be hot
If you wanna be cool
You only get one shot
You gotta follow the rules
These are the rules of the road
I've been at this game for a long time
And I'm gonna share some wisdom with you
Rule number one always get the money
Rule number two remember to always get the money
And rule number three never forget
To remember to always get the money
If it's in a glass drink it
If it is offered to you take it
If you can drive it drive it hard
And if you follow these simple rules
By the age of 27 well
You're gonna die ha ha ha
These are the rules of the road
These are the rules of the road
If you wanna be hot
If you wanna be cool
You only get one shot
You gotta follow the rules
The rules of the road
These are the rules of the road
These are the rules of the road
If you hear my words and you heed them well
You'll be heading down the road to hell
'Cause these are the rules
