[00:00.00]Sequined Mermaid Dress - Dave's True Story
[00:19.68]When she walks into a room all eyes observe
[00:24.69]The way that dress conforms to every luscious curve
[00:29.87]Who's that thrilling force of nature
[00:32.18]No mere man could dare possess
[00:34.79]Just that crazy chick in the sequined mermaid dress
[00:39.72]Any guy who tries to get her in a clinch
[00:44.14]Is quick to learn that she will never give an inch
[00:49.46]It's a vicious twist of fate
[00:51.78]That men should whimper and obsess
[00:54.46]For that crazy chick in the sequined mermaid dress
[00:59.75]Somehere in her past she did adore a guy
[01:04.72]Who carried off her heart inside a box
[01:09.63]So she transformed herself into a Lorelei
[01:14.60]Who lures all scholars dudes and jocks
[01:17.13]To crash and burn upon those rocks
[01:19.40]And now it's only toys that share her bed
[01:24.09]Because her love is but an echo in her head
[01:29.21]But whether mistress to the devil
[01:31.62]Or a damsel in distress
[01:34.02]She's that crazy chick in the sequined mermaid dress
[01:58.54]Somehere in her past she did adore a guy
[02:03.43]Who carried off her heart inside a box
[02:08.29]So she transformed herself into a Lorelei
[02:13.23]Who lures all scholars dudes and jocks
[02:15.63]To crash and burn upon those rocks
[02:17.99]And now it's only toys that share her bed
[02:22.59]Because her love is but an echo in her head
[02:27.79]But whether mistress to the devil
[02:30.13]Or a damsel in distress
[02:32.51]She's that crazy chick in the sequined mermaid dress
[02:37.41]She's that koo-koo chick
[02:39.84]She's that wigged-out chick
[02:42.35]She's that crazy chick in the sequined mermaid dress