Chandler's Wife - David Abeles/Once Ensemble
Oh oh oh oh
I like walk into the chandler's shop some candles for to buy
I looked around the chandler's shop but no one could I spy
When I was disappointed and some angry words I said
Then I heard the sound of a right above my head
Yes I heard the sound of a right above my head babe
Well I was slick and I was quick and up the stairs I sped
And much to my surprise I saw the chandler's wife in bed
And with her was another man of most gigantic size
And they were having a right before my eyes
Yes and they were having a right before my eyes
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Well when the fun was over and done the lady raised her head
And quite surprised with she to see me standing by the bed
If you will be discreet my lad if you would be so kind
Well I'll let you come up for some whenever you feel inclined
Yes I'll let you come up for some whenever you feel inclined
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Oh oh oh oh
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So all you married men take heed if ever you come to town
If you should leave your woman alone be sure to tie her down
Or if you would be kind to her and sit right there on the floor
I'm give her so much of the she doesn't want any more
Yes I'm give her so much of that she doesn't want any more
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