Jimmy - Izzy Marie Hill
Jimmy you are the one for me
You may be kinda old and it
Takes too long to pee
J-J-J-Jimmy Forget about Emma Stone
Don't you think she looks like
Sylvester Stallone
I've loved you since I saw Ace Ventura
I wanna send that redhead off to Bora Bora
It's really time you should forget her
Her only decent movie was the Scarlet Letter
Or Easy A' but the point I'm making is
Going out with her would be hit-and-miss
And freckly kids burn way too easy
And that hair colour makes me
Feel a little queasy
Jimmy you are the one for me
You may be kinda old
And it takes too long to pee
J-J-J-Jimmy Forget about Emma Stone
Don't you think she looks like
Sylvester Stallone
Sly Stallone Give that dog a bone
You're better off alone
You're the screensaver on my cell phone
I know she isn't right for you
I don't resent her
Plus she has a girl crush on an E
News Presenter
It's time that you set the bar higher
Cus' you know that I'm the only one that
Lights your fire
Jimmy you are the one for me
You may be kinda old and it
Takes too long to pee
J-J-J-Jimmy Forget about Emma Stone
Don't you think she looks like
Sylvester Stallone
Sly Stallone Give that dog a bone
You're better off alone
You're the screensaver on my cell phone
I've loved you from afar
But I'm no crazy stalker
I haven't watch you sleep since
The restraining order
At the time I was a little out of whack
All because I missed a dose of my Prozac
Jimmy you are the one for me
You may be kinda old and it takes
Too long to pee
J-J-J-Jimmy Forget about Emma Stone
Don't you think she looks like
Sylvester Stallone
Jimmy you are the one for me
You may be kinda old and it takes
Too long to pee
J-J-J-Jimmy Forget about Emma Stone
Don't you think she looks like
Sylvester Stallone
Sly Stallone Give that dog a bone
You're better off alone
You're the screensaver on my cell phone