Ladies and gentleman welcome to the church of slack
(Oh ah yeah you yeah you)
I come before you today to save you from the perils of the evil
(Oh ah yeah you yeah you)
The clutches of sin (clutches of sin)
And the devils and daemons lurking from within
(Oh oh oh daemons lurking from within)
Yes ladies and gentlemen
I come before you today
And I present you the world's first guilt free religion
(Oh ah yeah you yeah you ha ha)
That's right boys and girls
No more waking up early on sunday morning
It's all about believing in yourself (yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah)
I said it's all about believing in yourself
(Yeah oh oh yeah yeah yeah you door you door)
I said it's all about believing in yourself (yeah yeah oh yeah yeah)
Now listen up closely and listen to me
And I'll make sure you live the rest of your life b******t free
(Bullshit b******t b******t b******t bullshit)
That's right ladies and gentlemen (bullshit)
Everybody out there listen to me right now
I want you to put your hand on the stereo (yeah yeah yeah)
Put your hand on the speaker (oh yeah yeah)
Not that speaker the other speaker
Put your hand on the speaker (yeah yeah)
I want you to put your hands in the air where I can see them (yeah)
And I want you to repeat after me
I am somebody (I am somebody)
I said I am somebody (I said I am somebody)
And I'm gonna believe in myself (and I'm gonna believe in myself)
Because (because)
I am somebody (I am somebody)
And I'm gonna shake my ass
