作词 : Daniels
Which means don't let the [Incomprehensible] grand you down
They said,"Don't you think it's mighty strong languageTo be used in, right here on the Fozo Show"
Now if a order was to come down from the
PopeThe Catholics ain't allowed to smoke no **
If they couldn't get high would they feel real low
And would they get pissed off down in
MexicoAnd if
Mayor John
Lindsey was to propose
The old Calcutta guest had to wear clothes
Would they still come all the way from
KokomoJust to dig the show
What if Eldridge
Cleaver was to devise a plan
For the Black
Panther Party of
AmericaTo be merged with the
Ku Klux Klan
And if Richard
Nixon made
Spiro Agnew
The new ambassador to
TimbuktuIf he was doing real well would you guess
It would prove his relationship with
CBSWhat if
Lester Maddox was to pass a law
That the black population of
GeorgiaHad to be moved into
ArkansasWould it make
Orval Faubus sore
And start a two state civil war
Would they ask the government for federal aid
To buy pickaxe handles and razorblades
Bop bop bop bop rodeo **
Now if Martha
Mitchell was to address
A special meeting of the
SDSIf she told them her views on
VietnamWould they make her an honorary minuteman
And if Governor
Wallace was to come unglued
And run for
President in '72
Could he carry all of the
Southern states
With Julian
Bond for a running mate
Now if the
CIA, and the
IRS and the
FCCFound out that
J. Edgar Hoover and the
FBIOwned stock in
AT&TAnd the
UAW, and the
BNO, and the
AFL and the
CIOAnd the
ICC, and the
BBD's, and the
LSU and UC
LAAnd the
OEO, and the
KKK, and the
PTA and the
LNAAnd the
UPI and the
IBM all BS