[00:00.00]Composers: Mao Jiachao, Ma Libo
[00:00.06]Released by: Yunnan Guochao Record Co., Ltd. in 2007
[00:00.12]Singers: Mao Jiachao Ma Libo
[00:03.45]Mao Jiachao:
[00:03.63]Fake cigarettes fake alcohol fake friends
[00:04.86]Fake friends
[00:05.31]Fake affection fake tenderness of yours
[00:06.96]You lured me to your home
[00:08.34]Then drove me away in the dead of night
[00:11.19]Ma Libo:
[00:11.94]It's not that I wanted to drive you away
[00:20.61]Drive you away
[00:22.62]If my husband sees you he'll start a fight
[00:26.01]You're young and he's big and strong
[00:41.61]Beating you would be like beating a dog
[00:42.96](Interlude)
[00:43.05]Mao Jiachao:
[00:43.23]Since I dared to come to your home
[00:47.85]Come to your home
[00:49.26]I'm not afraid of your husband at all
[00:52.32]Before he even lifts a finger
[00:53.73]I'll slap him a few times
[00:56.94]Ma Libo:
[00:57.15]I think you're a bit foolish
[00:58.92]A bit foolish
[00:59.82]Bringing a drum to someone's door is asking for a beating
[01:06.06]My husband is really tough
[01:27.42]He'll pinch your crotch hard with one grab
[01:30.69](Interlude)
[01:30.90]Mao Jiachao:
[01:31.17]Don't look down on me
[01:37.98]Look down on me
[01:42.24]I've been learning martial arts for years
[01:46.74]Your husband can split bricks
[01:50.16]But this guy knows how to fight Tai Chi
[01:53.37]Ma Libo:
[01:53.67]My husband is a gangster
[01:57.57]A gangster
[01:58.02]He's good with knives guns swords and sticks
[02:01.59]He'll knock you down in just a few moves
[02:04.05]And teach you a good lesson
[02:16.47](Interlude)
[02:16.56]Mao Jiachao:
[02:19.74]One-on-one man to man
[02:20.34]Man to man
[02:21.00]He'll start crying as soon as I make a move
[02:23.10]I'll grab his hair with my left hand
[02:24.78]And kick his ribs with my right foot
[02:26.79]Ma Libo:
[02:27.42]You dare to fight my husband
[02:29.70]Fight my husband
[02:32.22]I'll stand by and be the referee
[02:36.00]Whoever wins can have me
[02:38.73]Whoever loses has to carry the chamber pot
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