[00:03.63]Your butt is wide well mine is too
[00:14.10]Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
[00:16.77]The word is out better treat me right
[00:18.66]'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
[00:20.97]Ham on ham on ham on whole wheat all right
[00:22.56]My zippers bust my buckles break
[00:24.69]I'm too much man for you to take
[00:26.49]The pavement cracks when I fall down
[00:30.33]I've got more chins than chinatown
[00:48.00]Well I've never used a phone booth
[00:49.59]And I've never seen my toes
[00:51.03]When I'm goin' to the movies
[00:53.82]I take up seven rows
[00:55.02]Because I'm fat I'm fat come on
[00:56.97]Fat fat really really fat
[00:59.34]You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it
[01:17.88]Fat fat really really fat
[01:18.48]You know I'm fat I'm fat come on you know
[01:20.97]Fat fat really really fat
[01:22.29]Don'tcha call me pudgy portly or stout
[01:24.96]Just now tell me once again who's fat
[01:27.42]When I walk out to get my mail
[01:28.11]It measures on the richter scale
[01:29.52]Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
[01:32.79]I'm the only one who gets a tan
[01:50.16]If I have one more pie a la mode
[01:52.11]I'm gonna need my own zip code
[01:53.19]When you're only having seconds
[01:55.17]I'm having twenty thirds
[01:56.04]When I go to get my shoes shined
[01:58.11]I gotta take their word
[01:58.80]Because I'm fat I'm fat sha mone
[02:00.78]Fat fat really really fat
[02:01.38]You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it
[02:04.74]Fat fat really really fat
[02:08.94]You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it you know
[02:24.00]Fat fat really really fat
[02:24.63]And my shadow weighs forty two pounds
[02:25.50]Lemme tell you once again who's fat
[02:26.79]If you see me comin' your way
[02:27.39]Better give me plenty space
[02:28.44]If I tell you that I'm hungry
[02:30.39]Then won't you feed my face
[02:31.11]Because I'm fat I'm fat come on
[02:32.28]Fat fat really really fat
[02:32.85]You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it
[02:36.24]Fat fat really really fat
[02:40.98]You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it you know
[02:57.33]Fat fat really really fat
[02:57.99]Woo woo woo when I sit around the house
[02:59.13]I really sit around the house
[03:01.23]You know I'm fat I'm fat come on
[03:02.28]Fat fat really really fat
[03:02.94]You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it you know it
[03:04.53]Fat fat really really fat
[03:05.22]You know you know you know come on
[03:06.30]Fat fat really really fat
[03:07.05]And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
[03:13.02]Lemme tell you once again
[03:27.54]You know I'm huge I'm fat you know it
[03:30.75]Fat fat really really fat
[03:31.41]You know I'm fat you know hoo
[03:32.07]Fat fat really really fat
[03:34.23]You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it you know
[03:35.79]Fat fat really really fat
[03:37.62]And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
[03:39.51]Just tell me once again who's fat