Okie From Muskogee

We don't smoke *** in Muskogee

We don't take no trips on LSD

We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street

We like livin' right and bein' free

We don't make no party out of lovin'

But we like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo

We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy

Like the hippies out in San Francisco do

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee

A place where even squares can have a ball

We still wave old glory down at the courthouse

And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear

Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen

And football's still the roughest thing on campus

And the kids there still respect the college dean

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee

A place where even squares can have a ball

We still wave old glory down at the courthouse

And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

(In Muskogee, Oklahoma, U.S.A.)