Scabs festi sores and rashes all over his mouth
The terminus is where he wets his whistle
This silly bloke is addicted to swigging on other people's piss
I'll grab a pot of carlton please
The barman discretely vomits in his mouth a little
Skolls down his pot then skips to the dunnys
Opens the door to see if the coast is clear
Instantly he smells the urinal
Dollar signs in his eyes as he approaches it
The drain is half blocked with bits of chewy
There's massive lugys floating in the urine""
Yes he scoops up a pot of his favourite drink
Hiding in the s**tter as the local barflies stagger in
Slowly sipping smiling heaps starts to whisper to the fluids
You have such a bitter tang the one that I desire I heart you
In the dunny for an hour popping out for the odd refill
He's lucky enough to scoop up some blood on one run
After one month of this behaviour his mouth looks disgusting
He is finding it hard to go out in public I this stage
He tries to grow an awesome beard it's patchy and fill of puss
He looks f**king revolting
For someone that hasn't had a root for a decade he has pretty much every sti that is known to man
Hepatitis a z cunts skin has yellowed so much he looks like a simpson
