Telecaster

Woke up on a Sunday

I thought it was a Monday

Now I cant just sit around

And play with objects I’ve found

I might go back to my bed

And sort some things in my head

But then again I’m hypo

My music room I must go

So I’m gonna play my Telecaster

Write a new song and make it faster

I’ve got a new song in me head today

I wanna get it down without delay

Smoke a cigar and maybe chill out

Drink some Guinness if anyone’s about

Remember my family yea we’re they come from

Ireland and Wales might feature in my song

Had a Grandad a proper Paddy

Another from the Rhonda valley

My Nan she was a Geordie

Well I’m mixed up I ought be

But I was born in London

Something I ain’t forgotten

But Herts is where I set down

Saint Albans is my hometown

So I’m gonna play my Telecaster

Write a new song and make it faster

I’ve got a new song in me head today

I wanna get it down without delay

Smoke a cigar and maybe chill out

Drink some Guinness if anyone’s about

Remember my family yea we’re they come from

Ireland and Wales might feature in my song

Hey Kevee you can’t sing like that

You gotta sound American you know where it’s at

But this is me it’s who I am

I mighten talk proper but I don’t give a dam

So I’m gonna play my Telecaster

Write a new song and make it faster

I’ve got a new song in me head today

I wanna get it down without delay

Smoke a cigar and maybe chill out

Drink some Guinness if anyone’s about

Remember my family yea we’re they come from

Ireland and Wales might feature in my song