That's Not Me

You know we've all been there before

I've got the t shirt I think I've got about four

But I don't think they fit anymore

I feel like everybody knows my name

That is why I always get the blame

Oh what a shame

And she's been telling me all kind of lies

She's done another runner, what a surprise

I tell you what I should've done

When I had the chance, I think I should have run

She's just a girl from down the street

The sort of girl you don't want your mother to meet

I don't think that she's the one

She's just another girl tryna' have some fun

Now we're all back here again

I always knew we'd end up here in the end

Cos' I don't like your friends

And she's been out with all the guys

She's got another wedding what a surprise

I tell you what I should've done

When I had the chance I think I should have run

She's just a girl from down the street

The sort of girl you don't want your mother to meet

I don't think that she's the one

She's just another girl tryna' have some fun

And she's been telling me all kind of lies

She's done another runner what a surprise

I tell you what I should've done

When I had the chance I think should have run

Last time I seen her she was proper rotten

And I don't care now cos I've forgotten

Just because he's your neighbour

Doesn't mean you owe him a favour

I seen you wandering round my ends

Does your boyfriend drive you round the bend

Come with me love if you please

And you don't have to get on your knees

Last night out I think I missed you

But I must admit I like your sister

And I don't think that a daft bunch of flowers

Will make up for what you did after hours

They tell you they've got all the answers

But the truth is they're just a bunch of chancers

Is it that you're never wrong

I'm going back to where I belong

Now I'm learning that I can't win

Especially when you're on the gin

Are you saying that we should be?

I don't think so cos' that's not me