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My Plus Fours - George Formby
When I was growing bigger some plus fours I had made
I knew they'd suit my figure for the figure that I paid
When I bought them I was skinned
As I walked home the folks all grinned
For the three-bob sale price ticket
Was pinned on my plus fours
I nursed a baby once for fun
Gave him some milk and when he'd done
The colour all began to run on my plus fours
I've had them pressed
I've had them turned but no-one can tell
The front side is the backside
And they're inside out as well
The first night after I was wed
My bride such nasty things she said
Cos I was shy and went to bed in my plus fours
A spout I climbed my girl to see
I jumped but a rusty nail caught me
And hanging from her balcony were my plus fours
I rode a moke on Hampsteady
I was less on top than underneath
I rode three miles with a donkey's teeth in my plus fours
I've had them pressed
I've had them turned but no-one can tell
The front side is the backside
And they're inside out as well
Once in a hospital oh lor
They X-rayed me and what is more
They were surprised at what they saw in my plus fours
On a chair I sat with a girl so sweet
The paint was wet then down the street
I ran like hell without a seat of my plus fours
My landlady has got good sense
To start the week well she'll commence
Each Monday she gets eighteen pence on my plus fours
I've had them turned
I've had them pressed but no-one can tell
The front side is the backside
And they're inside out as well
In a field I slept just near some calves
A farmer woke me through his laughs
With a milkmaid he was playing draughts on my plus fours
