[00:00.21]I just hate stupid people
[00:02.82]They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid
[00:16.11]That way you wouldn't rely on them would you
[00:18.30]You wouldn't ask them anything
[00:19.95]It would be like Excuse me oops never mind
[00:22.17]I didn't see your sign
[00:24.09]It's like before my wife
[00:26.01]And I moved from Texas to California our house was full
[00:32.70]Of boxes and there was a you Haul truck in our driveway
[00:46.35]My friend comes over and says Hey You moving
[00:52.71]Nope
[00:53.73]We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week
[01:01.14]Just to see how many boxes it takes
[01:03.39]Here's your sign
[01:05.94]Why can't they get the picture
[01:07.17]Why don't they understand
[01:08.76]We're not dealing with the planet of apes
[01:10.35]We're talking about the modern man
[01:14.61]So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
[01:18.96]Here's your sign
[01:19.41]Here's your sign
[01:19.89]A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine
[01:24.81]We pulled his boat into the dock
[01:27.27]I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on the dock goes
[01:32.58]Hey y'all catch all them fish
[01:34.38]Nope
[01:38.67]Talked 'em into giving up
[01:42.36]Here's your sign
[01:43.32]I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was
[01:48.18]Playing with his little friend
[01:56.55]And he hit his friend and I went up to him
[02:02.94]And I said Hey
[02:07.53]Smacks his boy
[02:09.30]We don't hit
[02:11.76]He looked up at me like Here's your sign dad
[02:17.70]Why can't they get the picture
[02:23.07]Why don't they understand
[02:25.32]We're not dealing with the planet of apes
[02:28.95]We're talking about the modern man
[02:33.87]So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
[02:38.16]Here's your sign
[02:39.24]Here's your sign
[02:45.72]I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel
[03:00.36]There was a guy
[03:01.89]Inventing a shark bite suit
[03:16.56]There's only one way to test that
[03:24.57]Alright Jimmy you got that shark suit on
[03:36.81]It looks good
[03:41.16]They want you to jump
[03:44.34]Into this pool of sharks
[03:49.20]And you tell us if it hurts when they bite you
[03:54.24]Well alright hold my sign I don't want to loose it
[04:02.46]Why can't they get the picture
[04:10.83]Why don't they understand
[04:15.54]We're not dealing with the planet of apes
[04:23.76]We're talking about the modern man
[04:27.15]So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
[04:29.55]Here's your sign
[04:30.45]Here's your sign
[04:31.53]Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire
[04:38.22]I pulled my truck into one
[04:50.79]Of these side of the road gas stations
[04:54.84]The attendant walks out looks
[04:58.41]At my truck looks at me I swear to GOD he went
[05:09.60]Tire go flat
[05:14.61]I couldn't resist
[05:15.60]I said Nope
[05:16.50]No I was driving around
[05:18.24]And those other three just swelled right up on me
[05:21.42]Here's your sign
[05:23.37]Why can't they get the picture
[05:26.19]Why don't they understand
[05:28.80]We're not dealing with the planet of apes
[05:37.59]We're talking about the modern man
[05:51.15]So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
[05:57.45]People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds
[06:03.39]Here's your sign
[06:07.56]We were trying to sell our car about a year ago
[06:17.13]A guy come over to the house drove the
[06:21.45]Car around for about 45 minutes
[06:23.31]We get back to the house he gets out
[06:28.62]Of the car reaches down
[06:32.40]And grabs the exhaust pipe then goes d**n that's hot
[06:34.65]See
[06:36.36]If he'd been wearing his sign I could have stopped him