Man From Milwaukee (Live|1998/Key Arena, Seattle) - Hanson
Betcha Didn't Know That
It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere
Sitting beside me was a man with no hair
From the look on his face and the size of his toes
He comes from a place that nobody knows
Maybe I'm hallucinating hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Maybe I'm hallucinating hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why
I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee
He's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie
He's been talking to Mars but I think he's wacky
He says they'll come get him come get him some day
He says where he's from is called Albertane
There they use more than 10% of the brain
But you couldn't tell it from they way they behave
They run around in underwear and they never shave
Or maybe I'm hallucinating hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Maybe I'm hallucinating hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why
I've been sitting here too long by a man from milwaukee
He's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie
He's been talking to Mars but I think he's wacky
He says they'll come get him
Come get him some day
(Zac) This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird
Baby Bird come in Baby Bird
For the love of Pete come in
This is Baby Bird Sorry I was watching Court tv
Do you copy Do you copy
Of course we copy 24 hours a day In color
You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest
The man sitting by me who was barely dressed
He flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane
And left me at the bus stop just barely sane
Maybe I'm hallucinating hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why
I've been sitting here too long thinking about Milwaukee
I've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie
I'm talking to Mars you may think I'm wacky
I know they'll come get me come get me someday
I know they'll come get me and take me away
I know they'll come get me come get me someday
If not tomorrow then maybe today
